Digression.

shesdonejim:

“you’re not hungry you’re just bored”

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lulz-time:

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how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what 

how does that work and where do i sign up 

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fffcuk:

my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me

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LIFE HACK

blufemmedic:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

So that’s why I keep trying to sneak into people’s houses.

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nayx:

THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds.  the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*

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lulz-time:

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lulz-time:

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lulz-time:

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